sleaterkinnie:

can they make a being hydrated that doesn’t have you pissing at emergency levels every 34 minutes

simplystormie:

98khj:

98khj:

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

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And now since I officially have permission to use this photo

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GET FUCKED

OP thank you for sharing something so beautiful! I needed this.

genquerdeer:

julia1x5:

cyrmric:

Pretty good short video on how bad the new hp game is

Everyone in the notes saying “I’ll just pirate it!” You are so fucking stupid and have missed the fucking point holy jeezus

God, shut up. Yes, pirating it instead of buying it is good. The point isn’t to divide media into Problematic and Unproblematic, and you’re bad if you consume Problematic media. That only exists to give some people a sense of moral superiority and does nothing useful.

This is not a morality contest, this is real life.

stinkylittlegnome:

stinkylittlegnome:

Collecting pictures like these

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My soul shall not find peace until i collect the whole fellowship and if i die before then i will simply keep walking the earth like the army of the dead